*I did not catch Harper Jane eating leaves as we were playing outside. No, she would never. She's much too particular about her eating habits.
*I did not catch Harper Jane digging through the kitchen trash can. No, she would never. She doesn't like to get dirty.
*I did not catch Harper Jane playing in the toilet. No, she would never. She's much too proper.
*I did not catch Harper Jane in the act of putting Littlest Pet Shop animals down the vent (yes she moved the vent cover herself). I did not catch her because she was giggling so very loudly.
Have you noticed a theme here??? Anyway, on we go!
*I did not not make it a week with my "Doing sit-ups every night before our cruise" promise to my self. I would never do that. I have much more self-control.
*I did not turn on Dora and place Harper Jane in the play pen just so I could sleep for 25 more minutes. No, I would never use the TV as a babysitter!
*I did not wish that we had less Dr. Seuss books last week while we were celebrating his birthday. We must have no less than 15 of his books. I am so happy to place them back on the bookshelf.
*I have not put off going to get a bathing suit for the aforementioned cruise. I mean, we leave in 12 days. How much longer can I put it off?
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